Wednesday, July 20, 2011

In the Beginning There Was.....

Swordfish?

(it just popped into my head)

So, I have decided to give this a go. Not that anyone would actually read this or become to interested. I guess I have a lot to say and no one to say it to really, at least no one who will listen properly (people are so overly-interested in themselves these days.) But here we go, and why did I call it Comical Charm? I have no idea that is why.

First things first, I hate politics and government so don't ask and if that's what you care about then leave me alone.

There are few things more entertaining than mocking people on reality t.v., and people who watch it avidly.

And when it comes to vampires, the only kind that deserve to be thought about are the true bloodsucking, sleeping-in-coffins, burning-in-sunlight kind that are as hideous and scary as you can expect from a creature that can turn itself into a bat.

That much is clear.

Forgive my terrible-ness at this as it is my first post after all and they are always the worst kind. It will get better I promise!

So you can get an idea, I will probably be going on about pop culture in this particular blog with a slight touch of complaining involving the take-over of pop music and the rising gas prices but what else is there to talk about, really? If you had to pick a side, Harry Potter or Twilight? (And if you have a working brain in your head you had better pick Harry Potter!) And do you think Justin Bieber is overrated or am I the only one? And what happened to music? Where did the good tunes all go? Ah, they went to Coachella. Maybe someday I will make it to Indio to join in! And was I the only one appalled at the MTV movie awards? Did Kristen Stewart really beat Natalie Portman? And Twilight best movie? Come on people, stop watching movies blindfolded (that must be what you are doing, right?) Or at least keep your tweenage kids away from the laptop (I know, it's hard, get a guard dog or something.) And if you happen to be a tweenage Twihard (I certainly hope they are that age), then this probably isn't the blog for you, I am sorry. Unless you want to read some hilarious jokes about Swarovski vampires and Edward Sullens. (That was sickeningly cliche, I know.) And if you have an excellent taste in everything else? You have found the right place. Fashion, food, music, movies, TV (is it just me or was Arrested Development the funniest show ever?), pop culture and just about everything else. So listen to me ramble!

Again I apologize but this will improve and become more interesting (it isn't called what it is called for no reason!) So stay tuned peeps and we will see where this goes.... :)